Tag "Funny"

5 Reasons Internet Lists Are Destroying Literacy

We’ve all seen ’em, we’ve all read ’em, we’ve all ignored ’em and rolled our eyes at ’em. Internet lists, this is going to be one. It’s going to be hypocritical, but that’s what the internet is about! Hypocrisy! Every

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7 Steps to Sustainability

We’re living in scary times, right now, but things may have always been this rough. There’s no real way to tell. However, we’re facing water and food shortages, climate change, mass extinctions, forest fires, epidemics, and spiders still climb into

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Stoned Comedians Are Ruining Shows in Colorado

I’m going to start this article off with some personal anecdotes. As a comedian, and a purveyor of the “green arts,” I feel  that it’s only appropriate. Toronto is a city with several marijuana lounges, each of which has its own

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Man At Bus Stop Tells Other Man “It’s Cold Outside”

With record-breaking cold and snow this year, many Americans are seeking other Americans to discuss the record-breaking cold and snow this year. A Boston, Mass. man, Gordie McNulty, 37, is said to have done exactly that, at a bus stop.

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Pothead Gets Free Pizza

A South Florida man and marijuana enthusiast, 23-years old, recently had something great happen to him. Well, it was great while filtered through his smoke filled haze. The man was allegedly just getting stoned when his doorbell rang, at the

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Limpfeld? SeinBizkit? Limp Bizkit Seinfeld Mash-Up

Here’s something goofy for your Monday! I know you’re likely home from work now, or on your way (Why are you readding this? Keep your eyes on the road!), but regardless of what you’re doing, if you were born anytime

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Stoner Etiquette – 10 Tips For Improving Your Smoking Manners

Firstly, I’d like to apologize for using the term “stoner,” as it and “pothead” have grown out of fashion. Those words seem to have the connotations of an epithet now that attitudes towards marijuana have loosened. It does an injustice

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Comedian Louis C.K. Releases New Hour Long Special Today

Louis C.K. is a household name by now. Whether you love or hate his honest, caustic, and often tragic humor, you know who he is. His red, freckled face is everywhere. He’s won numerous awards for his TV show Louie, 

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Shitty Twister: Photographer Witnesses ‘Poopnado’

Sharknado? Fuck that, let’s talk shartnado (I love this job). A recent diving expedition led by underwater photographer, Keri Wilk, off the coast of Dominica last month found themselves in a shitty situation (I’m going full throttle) when a sperm whale

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Eat A Butthole: Chocolate and Bronze Anuses

We’ve already established the kinds of bizarre services and experiences available on the internet to anyone with enough time, motivation, and money to do so. Frequently a lot of these services happen to be even slightly scatological. We don’t judge,

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