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You Won’t Believe What This Guy Did To His Face

You Won’t Believe What This Guy Did To His Face

by February 12, 2015 0 comments

News from Venezuela: a man cut off his nose to spite…your lunch! A 37-year old man went through extreme body modification, tattooing and surgery in order to look like comic book villain, The Red Skull. The villain, who appeared in Captain America: The First Avenger, was originally a 1947 comic book Nazi. So uh…a 37-year old man, modified his face in order to look like a super-Nazi. Okay, let’s keep going.

Henry Damon is the man’s name, he’s also married and a father. Imagine having this guy come and tuck you in at night:

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I know I’d need the boogieman to come out from under my bed, to reassure me that there’s no such thing as my dad.

Also, what kind of sick maniac wants to live as comic book villain? What medical facility allows for the removal of ones’ nose when the reason for the surgery sounds like something a kindergartner would come up with? Am I being insensitive? I don’t know, we ARE talking about a 37-year old man, also a super-villain. Does this mean he’s a bad guy now? Or is it completely aesthetic? Apparently, Damon went through psychological testing, and physical testing, but what that really means, nobody can say.

“Do you want to kill humans?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“Define human.”

“Um…a member of the human race.”

“Does that include super-humans.”

“I suppose not.”

“Okay, so…no.”

“Alright, everything seems to be in order!”

Damon went to a med-school dropout turned tattoo artist and body modification expert in order to undergo his transformation from a member-of-society to “Gahhh! What the fuck is that?!” Apparently, the transformation is yet to be completed, as cheekbone modification is the next step.

I don’t even know what to think about any of this. Just thinking about the surgeries and healing processes is giving me an ache deep in my face. Did anyone inform Henry Damon that cosplay is an option?

Comic Book Fan Has Nose Chopped Off to Look Like Villain Red SkullComic Book Fan Has Nose Chopped Off to Look Like Villain Red Skull

Besides, real nerds know that a true fan would have modified himself before there was a movie.

[Via Daily Mail]

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