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Pothead Gets Free Pizza

Pothead Gets Free Pizza

by February 27, 2015 0 comments

A South Florida man and marijuana enthusiast, 23-years old, recently had something great happen to him. Well, it was great while filtered through his smoke filled haze. The man was allegedly just getting stoned when his doorbell rang, at the door was the pizza man. The man had forgotten that he’d ordered a pizza and, what’s more, it was late. He ended up getting a surprise free pizza, and he made sure to contact the media about it.

When asked about the experience, he said the following in between giggles and chuckles, “Man, it’s like I swear I didn’t even call for a pizza, but it’s cool that they knew what I liked on my pizza [laughs], like how did they know, right?” He continued, “And then the dude was so nice, like really nice, dude. He was late and made sure to tell me. When I worked there, I never wanted people to remember that I was late, but like they usually did [guffaws].”

The West Palm Beach resident, when asked about the importance of his phone calls said, “Well, I just think it’s really cool to get free munchies, and I think it’s important to remind people that they’re out there. You just have to believe or something.” He said, “Sometimes good things happen. We get caught up in all the bad news, but then BAM! Free pizza! Life is good!” He allegedly ate the whole medium, pepperoni, mushroom and green pepper pizza in about 20 minutes, during syndicated episodes of The Office. “They were having a marathon on TV. I like that show.”

Yeah, it’s a good show.



This article is not actual news and not intended as such. It’s a work of humor and satire…obviously. 


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