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Police Paranoia: Lego Is Trying To Sell Dope To Kids

Police Paranoia: Lego Is Trying To Sell Dope To Kids

by January 12, 2015 0 comments

The police department in Franklin, Tenessee, are hard at work to fight the scourge of the earth. The monsters who try to pawn drugs off to children. That one company who has done nothing but corrupt America’s kids. They’ve inspired the worst of the worst: engineers, construction workers, physicists, and stoners. Of course, the salacious company referred to, is the one and only Lego.

That’s right, the fiends at Lego have had a secret agenda all this time. To sell marijuana to children.

Or at least that’s what Sgt. Charles Warner, of the Franklin police, wants us to believe. He took matters into his own hands – to fight the war on building blocks – by using the only tool he had, where he wouldn’t be ridiculed: the internet. Yes, this hero went on Twitter and tweeted the following:

That's the kind of thing you notice when stoned. Is there something Officer Warner left out?

That’s the kind of thing you notice when stoned. Is there something Officer Warner left out?

The “leaves” in question, appear in several lego sets, in numerous colours.

Psychedelic!

Members of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition were perplexed by Warner’s concern. “When did law enforcement become the Lego police? Law enforcement resources shouldn’t be spent on child’s play,” Diane Goldstein, a retired Redondo Beach, California lieutenant commander, and member of LEAP “Isn’t it time to move policing into the 21st century where we use science and evidence rather than toys to discuss drugs?”

If law enforcement have, in fact, become Lego police, then that explains Sgt. Warner losing his head.
Get it? Because Lego guys…Ahh nevermind.

[Via Marijuana.Com]

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