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One Ring To Ruin Them All: Texas Boy Suspended For Playing ‘Lord Of The Rings’

One Ring To Ruin Them All: Texas Boy Suspended For Playing ‘Lord Of The Rings’

by February 3, 2015 0 comments

A Kermit, Texas boy was suspended this week for playing ‘Lord Of The Rings’ at school. 9-year old Aiden Stewart found himself in trouble after he allegedly told another student he’d use the ‘precious’ ring to make the boy disappear. Stewart was only inspired by “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” which he had watched with his family days before the incident, his father reported.

Hey, it’s not like he was playing ‘Power Rangers’ and took on the role of the red ranger.  

“It sounded unbelievable… [Aiden] didn’t mean anything by it.” His father told reporters. He continued by mentioning that it’s normal for children to act out what they’ve seen in movies, and that acting out fantastical behaviors is completely innocent. “I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” Stewart wrote in an email. “If he did, I’m sure he’d bring him right back.” Who wouldn’t?

Apparently, the family only moved to Kermit within the last 6-months, but the school has suspended the 9-year old three times already. One time was for referring to another student as “black” and another was for bringing a copy of “The Big Book of Knowledge” into class.

I haven’t written any jokes in this article because they’re writing themselves.

The boy brought the book to science class, during their lesson period about the solar system. The complaint from the teacher was that the book included a diagram of a pregnant woman.

Outrageous! How dare a child assume that science class would include science!

I bet the Stewart family wishes their son could make some people disappear. I know I do.

[Via NY Daily News]

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