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No Subtlety: Man Fucks A Mailbox

No Subtlety: Man Fucks A Mailbox

by January 20, 2015 0 comments

More strange news from England (See: Woman Marries Cats, Child Gets  Birthday Party “No Show” Fee), after a man has been arrested for having sex with a mailbox.

…a mailbox.

Sure there are a lot of “mail” and “box” jokes to be made, but 45-year old Paul Bennet, pleaded guilty to the act. He couldn’t really plead otherwise, considering he was caught drunk, with his pants down, and his dick in the mailbox shouting “Wow.”

“It wasn’t me, officer, I swear!”

When he was done – and hopefully he didn’t finish on grandma’s letters – Bennet pulled his pants up and swung from a lamp post. Police were contacted prior to the act as Bennet was reportedly harassing women on the street. One in particular got a bit of a show when Bennet decided that in the midst of his abuse he’d make matters worse by lying down on a bench and exposing himself to the woman.

There’s Tinder for that kind of thing, buddy. The sexual advancement; it is never appropriate to expose oneself to an unwilling person. Tinder has a lot of willing persons, no mailboxes though.

Bennet plead guilty to several charges, including two counts of indecent exposure, and as a result has now been given a 12-month community order which includes alcohol supervision and counselling.

I think that’s a good idea.

[Via The Toronto Sun]

 

 

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