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Malaysia Airlines Lost Their Website

Malaysia Airlines Lost Their Website

by January 26, 2015 0 comments

Remember that Malaysian plane that disappeared, and then the other one? If you don’t, that’s fine. Firstly, they disappeared. Secondly, where’s Malaysia and finally, it’s 2015, don’t nobody got time to remember things or know stuff.

Okay, I’m being insensitive, 239 people disappeared on the first plane. The second one was shot down. Now I feel like an animal because I can’t refuse the temptation to tell a joke. Or attempt to.

These unfortunate events have led to the most recent, alleged attack by the hacker group calling themselves the “Lizard Squad,” which sounds like something some high schoolers would name their throwback rap group.  The Malaysian Airlines website homepage has been replaced with the image of a tuxedoed gentleman-lizard in a top hat and monocle, smoking a pipe. The top of the page reads “404-Plane Not Found.” Below the image, it reads “Hacked By Lizard Squad Official Cyber Caliphate.” Some users have reported that in some locations the web page also reads:“ISIS will prevail”.

What a bunch of dicks.

The Lizard Squad was the group behind the alleged Sony Playstation Network and Xbox Live hacks. As a preliminary to the assumed cyber-war, which ISIS is believed to be initiating.

Nothing says “jihad” like a bourgeois reptile.

Unfortunately, Malaysia isn’t taking this attack so lightly. Recently, over 120 individuals believed to be ISIS recruits have been intercepted attempting to travel to Syria. All of whom were caught last week.


[Via The Guardian]

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