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A Hairy Situation: Florida Teen Poses As Gynecologist

A Hairy Situation: Florida Teen Poses As Gynecologist

by January 21, 2015 1 comment

We’ve all been horny teenagers, some of you might even still be there, and godspeed if you are. No matter how dire the urge to sneak-a-peak at whatever body part may be trying to rear itself seen, most of us can’t handle the giddy excitement of getting caught looking. For a Florida (but where else?) teen, humility seems to be a distant thought. The unnamed teenage boy was caught this week posing as a gynecological doctor.

I mean, good effort right?

Authorities say that he’d been at the hospital for a month before doctors realized he didn’t belong. The impostor was caught in an examination room with a patient. The perp (perv?) was wearing a mask, stethoscope and a St. Mary’s lab coat. He introduced himself as “Dr. Robinson”

Apparently, security had seen the boy for weeks and assumed he’d belonged there. Dr. Sebastian Kent, who’d found the the teen said at first he just thought to himself, “I’m really getting old, these young doctors look younger every year.” The false doctor was arrested and placed in handcuffs.

The boy’s mother claims he’s mentally ill and hasn’t been taking his medications. The hospital has decided not to press charges, but released the following statement:

The individual never had contact with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.

Strange though, wasn’t he caught with a patient in an examination room?

[Via Fox13]

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