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Eat A Butthole: Chocolate and Bronze Anuses

Eat A Butthole: Chocolate and Bronze Anuses

by January 26, 2015 0 comments

We’ve already established the kinds of bizarre services and experiences available on the internet to anyone with enough time, motivation, and money to do so. Frequently a lot of these services happen to be even slightly scatological. We don’t judge, though, who doesn’t love some good ol’ scatology.

Alternative model (which is Latin for “sort-of-pornstar”), Rayna Terror,  isn’t opposed to any such behaviors, as a recent video depicts. The model goes for a visit to Edible Anus (that’s right), a company that prides itself in designing only the finest Belgian chocolate anuses, glass and bronze anuses.

They also sell poo themed birthday cards.

The company’s story, as it appears on their website, is as follows:

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today. Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global. The chocolate, glass and metal anuses have since appeared in other exhibitions and some of the more unusual high street retailers, whilst the chocolate anus has been bought by decerning customers the world over.

I’m not sure if I should laugh, vomit, cry or laugh again. Also, I wonder if they use a dutch oven.

Magnus Irvin, seems like a jolly and likable enough guy in the video, to convince me that he’d cast your anus in bronze with the whimsicality of a Disney sidekick. The bronzed anus, which you can wear with pride, or perhaps give to your most cherished one(s), costs a hefty $1,900. Which is one expensive stocking stuffer, but now you can stuff the stuffer. Ms. Terror, who has a great time having her butthole replicated, seems pleased enough with the final product, but then again she didn’t pay for the thing she’s named her “bronze brown star”. So who knows? I sure as hell don’t. I’m no longer sure I know anything. If you’d like to laugh while simultaneously frightening yourself, check out the video below:

Ms. Terror, who has a great time having her butthole replicated, seems pleased enough with the final product, but then again she didn’t pay for the thing she’s named her “bronze brown star”. So who knows? I sure as hell don’t. I’m no longer sure I know anything. If you’d like to laugh while simultaneously frightening yourself, check out the video below:

[Via YouTube and Edible Anus]

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