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Bad Teachers: 4th Teacher Suspended For Highschool Sex Parties

South Hills High School in West Covina, California has found itself amidst some serious controversy. Following the arrest of two teachers, Melody Lippert and Michelle Ghirelli, who hosted sex parties for several seniors from the high school. The women allegedly invited

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Super Mario World: Gamer Uses Glitch To Beat Game in 5 Minutes

Have you ever been playing video games, and thought to yourself, “I just wish I could get to the end already,” barely 5 minutes into the game? Nobody has. But hey! This is the age of the internet, where everyone

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Pot Or Get Off The Milk

Spit that unpasteurized milk out! Here, smoke this doob. Whew that was close! You seem confused, let me explain. In a recent survey, conducted at Oklahoma State University, more Americans said they were concerned with the dangerous effects of unpasteurized milk

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‘Hatred’ Gets Rare ‘Adults Only’ Rating

Who doesn’t love some graphic video game murder? Even the cuddliest of us have punched a hooker or two in the GTA game series. Manhunt was a narrative which allowed the player experience violent mental illness, something nobody wants to actually

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Florida: Shaquille O’Neil Is Now A Police Officer

Oh Florida, everyone’s favorite vacation spot wrought with insanity. Seemingly the only place on earth with consistent assault on fast food employees; the state where, recently a boy posed as a gynecologist at a real hospital, where a man was arrested

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Founder Of 4Chan Retires

4Chan, the birthplace of internet anonymity, which led to the formation of hacktivist group, Anonymous, is losing a leader to retirement this week. Christopher Poole, known as “Moot” to 4chan followers, started the website at 15-years old in 2003. The website out

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Elon Musk To Bring The Internet To Mars

Good news space cadets! Real life Tony Stark, Elon Musk, is at it again. The PayPal pioneer, Tesla Motors CEO, founder and CEO of SpaceX and chairman of SolarCity, is putting his hands in yet another field. Musk, says he wants

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Curiosity Rover: Cat Statue Found On Mars?

You can’t argue with obsessive weirdos, you can only hear what they have to say and take it with a grain of salt. That goes for illuminati conspiracists, Star Wars nerds, 9/11 truthers, and people with too much time on

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Why Amiibos Are So Valuable

Nintendo, usually an innovator of ideas had eventually succumbed to ripping off someone else, in particular- Disney and Activision. Nintendo wasn’t having a great few years since it let lose the WiiU on the market and Satoru Iwata, the CEO

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Rapeplay: The Bastion of Hope

The year was 2006, Illusion Soft was releasing another one of their erotic videogame or “H-game”. Since 1997, Illusion was a humble Japanese game development studio located in Yokohama, and never sold their games outside of their homeland. Rapeplay wasn’t

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